Maya Calendar Ends Next Tuesday

Local experts, in the wake of the recent discovery of a typographical error in the Maya Calendar, now say the end of the world - originally set for December 21, 2012 - will actually occur next Tuesday.

Typo Found in Maya Calendar

The unprecedented discovery of a miscarved hieroglyph was made by Professor McGuffin, head of the End of the Maya Calendar Department at the Universidad of Guaro in San Pedro la Laguna, Guatemala.

A common hieroglyph used as an ancient form of punctuation, it was described by McGuffin as, "...the one that looks like 'squiggly line, squiggly line, bat guano'. It should have said, 'squiggly line, squiggly line, monkey butt’."

More Typos Found

According to a press release by Professor McGuffin, several other typos, grammatical mistakes and outright omissions were discovered in the huge colossal towering Cyclopean gigantic stone calendar.

These mistakes, which experts say could lead to the complete rewriting of Maya history, religion and culture include "...misspelling Saskatchewan and leaving out St. Patrick’s Day."